Commitment

Girlfriend? Wife? Marriage? Yeah… no. No time for that. Actually, another one of those “Fuck this” moments. Basically tired of waking up tired, feeling sore. Feeling like I ate lead for lunch, became addicted to it from paint chips. 6 feet and 3 bucks. I’ve been trying to ration out food portions and eat better. I went ahead a signed up weight watchers, while thinking “the fuck am I doing?!” Well…. taking control. It sucks when you know your a fat ass, but really blows when you ask for help. In this case I ask the all mighty iNetz. They actually have some good recipes, and it’s not hard to fill in the blank. Basically you’re given so many points a day, and you try not to go over that. Now the cool thing is that you’re supposed to eat through out the day, which is great because I like food. But at least now I have a guide on how to portion and shit.

With this plan, you’ll lose like 2 pounds a week. Combine that with where I work and holly shit. I’ve already been working at the company for 14-15 months and time have just flown by. But consider this, 14 months, 52 weeks to a year, roughly 4 weeks to a month, 60 weeks, 2 pounds a week, 120 pounds. This mean when I turn 25 I could be weighing in at 150-170 ish, which according weight watchers, is what a 6 foot tall dude should weigh. I think it was some thing like 147-190.

Yeah…

Fake Meat in a Can

I do not like spam. I do not like the shit …. and nothing to rhyme from here.

Going through the spam list and saw this pending under my NS LOOK UP post:

From: Website Rankings
“Good read … headline catchy … good points, some of which I have learned along the way as well (humility, grace, layoff the controversial stuff). Will share with my colleagues at work as we begin blogging from a corporate perspective. Thanks!”

Well Website Rankings, I’m not sure how go FUCK yourself works with your comment, but it certainly applies to you. So… yeah… go fuck yourself…

Damn Ads

Billboard… that’s what the internet has become. I mean fucking really? Ads when you pay a bill. Dude, Dell… if you guys didn’t fuck my ass with 26% APR you’d make more. Unless you’re getting kick backs and want ads for more money….

Ads, ads every where! Everyone wants to make a quick buck. Seriously, how many site do you think you go to that have NO ads at all? I’d say less than 5%, if that. I can’t even log into my email with out seeing ads. I mean even Google Mail has Google Ads.

Just my opinion.

Using teh Linux

Hang on, I need to get my Anti-Micro$soft crap gathered.. OMG lyke, M$ iz teh whorz of the greed and luv thir $$$. Down with M$. Yeah, I’m cool now cuz I dis Microsoft. Actually, I don’t really have anything again them. Sure they has their shitware but who doesn’t? A lot of the people I see that blame MS for their computer problems are usually computer-retarded, and before you start thinking that Apple or Linux, hold that though… I’ll get to it a short story.

Usually the problems are UE and ID-10-T problems. User Error and IDIOT problems. When I service a laptop that an employee uses, the thing is usually beaten half to death. I mean the case is cracked, the lid is loose, screws and shit are missing.  Some users have gone to Mac because “they are far superior”, and to that I say, we have more issues with Mac and Exchange, we have had many issues with Mac and wireless authentication to our network, and we’ve has uses call up helpdesk asking “how do … on the Mac”. It’s usually “Fuck if I know”. They are pretty though. They have awesome seizures causing video problems. Wonder if I still have that video…

Any way, my though on computers, they all suck equally, but I still like to play with them. Lately I’ve been playing Fedora 13 KDE. It’s been a mother-fucking-bitch to get the shit installed such as nVidia Drives and Google Chrome compared to other flavors such as Ubuntu. But it’s pretty sleek. I’ve seen the 3D desktop and the gooey bouncy icons on the web and have been wanting to try those… Fucking Awesome. Now if only I can find an Aero style glass effect to go with this. That would be the shit! Even though it’s a little more involved, I’m liking Fedora a bit more over Ubuntu at moment.

Well any way. I’m going to play with Fedora a little more.

NSLOOKUP

Will the owner of 213.5.71.12 please go FUCK yourself.

neweggdude not so NewEgg

Being into computers, I often look on newegg.com for some cool cheap tech. Well to day I got their eLetter with an Acer touch screen monitor. Looked bad ass so I had to check it out, could use another touch screen since I only have one… Any way I tend to read the reviews, and all ways come across some faggle-tit dip stick. Any one see what’s wrong with the image below?

Hint:

  1. Tech Level: High
  2. Username “neweggdude”
  3. Did not purchase from newegg
  4. Rage Rant

Even if this is true, this guy has some really bad karma. I mean he must have royally pissed off a Gypsy or something.

I just think it’s funny when some one gives a review like this. He was probably like the other people who have ordered a package and UPS really fucked up the box and when the product doesn’t work, they blame the manufacture for ever more.

Ad Mockery 7/23

unclean… Unclean?! UNCLEAAAAN!!!!!

Ever had a “fuck this” type feeling? You know, the one that goes along with “enough all ready”. While I’m not the cleanest, I do have some standards. I actually don’t like dirty. It pisses me off but I tend to live around mess any way. Well this weekend, my dad came down to visit, so I took about 30 minutes to pick up some cloths, papers and so forth. Place looked pretty clean (aside from the grime tracked in from out side). My dad and aunt dropped off some pillows and such. Then they say my brothers room… And this probably needs a new paragraph or five….

So, to start, my brother is worse than I am with messes and I don’t think it annoys him as much and it annoys me. His room is bad. Trying to think how on earth I can describe this. Ok he smokes, and while he’s pretty good about keeping this out side, there’s still an amount noticeable on his desk. There’s food, cans, dishes, and left overs on his desk as well. He’s got 2 rats and the bedding is all over the floor. I didn’t bother to look in the bath room, mainly for fear that I’ll get some kind of new undiscovered disease, and frankly, I don’t want one named after me.

After about 20 minuets, my dad had all the clothing in the wash, another 2o minutes and all the dishes were out. 10 minuets all the shit was off the floor and he was able to vacuum. Then the belt broke, seems my dad missed something. Well a trip to Target and Burger King later we had a new belt, some toilet tablets, bleach, a new belt, some carpet foam, and lunch and we were cleaning again, well my dad was any way. Though I asked him if he felt obligated to clean my brother mess up, I sure as hell didn’t and didn’t feel too bad about not helping. No wait, I did try that carpet foam… Worked pretty well. It was able to break up some big stains. You can still see them, but a carpet cleaner rental thing should help even more.

I guess that was the start. After that, I just kept cleaning. I was able to get a lot of shit cleaned, and it’s really starting to show. I then started to work on my room. I picked up all my clothing, picked up up my soda cans, which was enough to literally brighten up my room.  It looks bigger, more space, more open. I like that. I don’t feel as confined. I’ve still got a few boxes I need to take to the trash. Boxes my pc sound system cam in. I’ve still got some wires to clean up. I tend to collect computer parts… what can I say, I work in IT. N’other hour or so and my room would be acceptable, not par, but acceptable.

I was hoping to relax this weekend, but yet again, shit comes up. Might put in for a 5 day weekend at the end of the month, which I rarely do. I hate taking PTO because there’s always something or someone at work that needs attention.

All work and no play my friend, all work – no play.

Don’t click the example!

So this week has kinda sucked in that there was a lot of shit going on at once. Yesterday we lost power to the block. Normally a blip is OK because we have backup power. Well as luck would have it, 8 minuets into the outage out 15KVA just died. We lost 3 server racks which had 2 SANS about VoIP switches as well as a few servers. Our blades and VoIP systems were still on line though, but because we lost our SAN, the VMDK store was dead so 140 virtual servers were fucked. After some more bad luck with a 220 line and the wrong plug we pretty much said fuck it and walked away. There was nothing we could do. Then literally, at the last minute, power came back on…. Spend the next 5 hours bringing shit back on line. Next morning, we were 100% working. Yeah that was fun.

I was going to tie this in to my next bit some how but completely forgot how.. any way I spent the morning working on our web server. I had to let Exchange send email from php, and had to allow more than one site on the server for multiple site hosting. Was easy, just took a bit. Well I was let off early and decided to tell PoisonFire about it…..

(3:54:48 PM) wellnowletssee: i got virtual hosts working on a server for web
(3:55:11 PM) wellnowletssee: so i can host fuckthis.com and fuckoff.com on one server
(3:55:15 PM) wellnowletssee: it’s bad ass
(3:55:29 PM) Poison: u bought the dns?
(3:55:34 PM) wellnowletssee: no
(3:55:35 PM) Poison: dude!
(3:55:38 PM) wellnowletssee: for work
(3:55:43 PM) Poison: i clicked on that!
(3:55:46 PM) Poison: i’m at a customer site
(3:55:58 PM) Poison: omfg

Whoops… should have included ”for an example”. Sorry man!

New computer hardware

Payday was today. Good to have a few bucks again. Decided to hit up Microcenter today. Initially went in to pickup an SSD, but for what I was willing to spend, I was thinking about what else I could get. I could use a NAS unit, or some more RAM. Buddy was thinking about getting a 1TB drive. We found a 1TB Hitachi drive for $75. Not a bad price for 1TB. While looking at more drives, a Microcenter guy asked if we were looking for a TB drive, told him we were. He then showed told us they had a sale on the Seagate Barracuda Drives. 60 bucks. Now I’ve had issues with Seagate. Mainly them breaking, especially in Dell laptops. But I’ve heard some good things about them. So I got 2. 130 bucks for 2TBs (1862 GB) “after format”… And by format I mean by base 2 to base 10 conversion. Rule of thumb, multiply the box space by 0.93. So 1TB, or 1000 GB, * 0.93 = 930~. Maybe next month I get a RAID controller with 4 1TB drives and go RAID 10. Yeah…